You know what’s fantastic about life? The sheer abundance of choices. Seriously, think about it. One night, I might feel like shedding a tear watching Patrick Swayze in Ghost. Or, maybe I’ll go the other direction and dive into the grim spiral of Requiem for a Dream to get a full dose of shame and disgust. The options, man. They’re endless. It’s like walking into Baskin Robbins – so many flavors because, well, some days you’re in the mood for one or two, and if you’re feeling wild, you might just be like Oz and mix all the flavors into one chaotic swirl. Without these choices, what’s the point? We’d all be living some monotonous, single-flavor existence, thinking like everyone else.
So, if you’re up for some next-level gore that makes Takashi Miike’s craziest work look tame, you’ve got to check out Terrifier 3. Yeah, you heard me. France just straight-up banned it for anyone under 18. When was the last time a movie got banned? Seriously, when? Not even Lars Von Trier’s latest insanity was blocked anywhere. But, leave it to our buddy Art the Clown to come through and shake things up. Quick fact check: France did ban Saw 3 from minors back in 2006, so it’s not entirely unheard of. But still, Terrifier 3 is pushing limits. Holy moly donut shop, this is a wild ride.
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Here is the synopsis for Terrifer 3.
After surviving Art the Clown’s Halloween massacre, Sienna and her brother are struggling to rebuild their shattered lives. As the holiday season approaches, they try to embrace the Christmas spirit and leave the horrors of the past behind. But just when they think they’re safe, Art the Clown returns, determined to turn their holiday cheer into a new nightmare. The festive season quickly unravels as Art unleashes his twisted brand of terror, proving that no holiday is safe.
Terrifier 3 is both written and directed by Damien Leone. The film stars David Howard Thornton, Lauren Lavera, Elliott Fullam, Samantha Scaffidi, Antonella Rose, Margaret Anne Florence, Bryce Johnson, Alexa Blair, Mason Mecartea, Krsy Fox, Clint Howard, and Jon Abrahams, along with Chris Jericho, Daniel Roebuck, and Jason Patric.
Terrifier 3 slashes its way into theaters October 11, 2024. Tickets are on sale now!
