In Time For Halloween
Halloween will be here soon. The Strangers arrived early, those masked freaks that keep barging into America’s nightmares like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. I sat down with Renny Harlin for LRM Online (yes, the same Renny Harlin who strapped Stallone to a cliff face, blew up planes in Die Hard 2, and set fire to our collective cortex with The Long Kiss Goodnight). The man hasn’t lost his taste for danger. Hell, he’s feeding on it.
A Brutal Opening
The Strangers: Chapter 2 opens with a statistic that’ll make your knuckles white. How many people die each year at the hands of total strangers. Then the movie wastes no time, dropping us into a pressure cooker hotter than a Texas gas station chili pot. Our heroine Maya wakes in a hospital, alone, bruised, and haunted by the ghost of her fiancé. Except he’s not just a ghost, his corpse is right there, still warm enough for The Strangers to toy with.
Harlin’s Precision
Harlin shoots the hospital stalk-and-slash with Hitchcock precision and punk-rock velocity. Long takes, dead silence, and then bam, masks in the hallway. It’s like Children of Men crashed into a grindhouse slaughterhouse. And when Maya stumbles out into the wilds of Venus, Oregon, the nightmare only blooms. Who’s helping? Who’s hunting? When the masks come off, sometimes it’s just another mask underneath.
The Wild Boars
And then, sweet mercy of cinema, the wild boars show up. These tusked nightmares tear through the frame like a cosmic joke from Mother Nature herself. Forget Paper Boi’s misadventures in Atlanta. This is blood, mud, and feral squeals straight out of Harlin’s brainpan. A new phobia born in real time.
Artful Pulp
This is artful pulp. A symphony of dread conducted by a master who knows how to crank the volume until your teeth chatter. If you grew up on VHS bloodbaths and 90s action thunder, this one’s for you.
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Release Reminder
The Strangers: Chapter 2 is out now, lurking in the dark just in time for Halloween. Grab your ticket, check your locks, and remember—sometimes the scariest face in the room is the one you don’t recognize.
90’s Vibes
Those 90’s vibes that I love. The characters with the sinister masks are back. There is an opening murder accompanied by a statistic that on the shocking amount of people that are murdered by strangers each year. The film is a real pressure cooker. We pick up where the previous film left off. And this is some real artful storytelling folks. The Strangers trilogy is directed by Renny Harlin. The man is a legend. Is there a more iconic movie poster than Sly Stallone holding onto a cliff? I can’t think of one. The man who brought us Cliff Hanger, Die Hard 2, The Long Kiss Goodnight.
Cast & Crew
Renny Harlin, the veteran filmmaker behind Cliffhanger and The Long Kiss Goodnight, directs with his trademark intensity. Grounding the film is Madelaine Petsch as Maya. She’s joined by Froy Gutierrez, Gabriel Basso, Rachel Shenton, and Ema Horvath, each adding layers of menace and tension. The screenplay by Alan R. Cohen and Alan Freedland fuels the suspense, giving Harlin and his cast a relentless stage to work their craft.
Final Warning
The Strangers: Chapter 2 is loose in theaters now, lurking in the dark, sharpening its knives, and waiting for fresh victims. Do yourself a favor: grab a ticket.
GRADE: B-
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