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It’s a shame that there’s been nothing to share or report on regarding Star Wars: The Force Awakens lately. 


Yes, folks, the promotional freight train for the seventh chapter in the Star Wars saga has left the station and there’s no stopping it. Today we’ve got these new pieces of artwork that are sure to arouse and titillate you beyond your wildest dreams.

Take a gander at these:

It’s official. On my end of the fan spectrum, excitement for The Force Awakens has eclipsed my anticipation for anything else coming out in the next few years. This includes releases from Marvel, DC, and any other fanboy property that’s either getting made, remade, or sequelized in the coming years. For me, Star Wars > Everything Else

In other news, it looks like we have reason to be very jealous of the citizens of the United Kingdom. Why? Look at this:

Yes, you read that correctly. The UK will get Star Wars: The Force Awakens on December 17, a full 24 (!!!) hours before the rest of us shmoes!