The Undisputed Vampire Hall of Fame

Let’s talk vampires, the real ones. The ones that made their mark, sank their teeth into cinema, and left an impression like a fresh set of bite wounds. I got five picks, and if you disagree, well, sharpen your stakes and take it up with someone else.

First up, Wesley Snipes’ Blade. The O.G. Daywalker. The reason people still argue about who would win in a fight: Blade or Batman. Blade every time. Then, we got Kiefer Sutherland’s David from The Lost Boys, the gold standard for 80s vampire cool. Tom Cruise’s Lestat? The man made sucking blood look like performance art.

Now, here’s where we get a little weird, Riff Raff’s Cranberry Vampire. That’s right. Riff Raff. The Neon Icon himself. The man walks the line between reality and fever dream.

Deacon Frost Deserves a Multiversal Comeback

And finally, saving the best for last: Stephen Dorff as Deacon Frost. Ice cold. Untouchable. If Marvel has even a shred of sense left in this multiversal free for all, they’ll bring the Dorf back for Battleworld. Because somewhere, out there, in the infinite universes, there’s a Deacon Frost still waiting to turn the whole world into a bloodbath.

Now, speaking of the Dorfmeister, he’s back. April 11. Theaters. On Demand. Digital. Movie’s called Gunslingers. And you know who’s riding shotgun? Nicolas Cage.

I haven’t seen Renfield, so technically I can’t put Cage in the top five. But you know what? Screw it, Honorable Mention. The man is Hollywood gold. Castor Troy. Ghost Rider. H.I. McDunnough. Ben Gates. The hits never stop.

So there you have it, Dorff. Cage. Gunslingers. April 11. Brian Skiba directs. You know what to do. Now, check out the synopsis below.

When the most wanted man in America surfaces in a small Kentucky town, his violent history — and a blood-thirsty mob seeking vengeance and a king’s ransom — soon follow. As brothers face off against one another and bullets tear the town to shreds, this lightning-fast gunslinger makes his enemies pay the ultimate price for their greed. Academy Award Winner Nicolas Cage, Stephen Dorff, and Heather Graham star in an action-packed Western thriller about true justice in the wild west.

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