Star Wars is a dead franchise. If you’re a connoisseur of good story taste, you know this franchise died the moment George Lucas sold it off to the House of Mouse, and that the true peak of this franchise ended the moment Darth Vader yelled out “nooooooo!” in the closing moments of Revenge of the Sith. And don’t even get me started on Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

That train wreck of a film proved every fear I personally had was correct — that these House of Mouse clowns couldn’t even string two sentences together to save their lives. So I, along with millions and millions of other upstanding fans, have made it our goal to boycott Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, and based on all our friends online, we’re fairly confident it will be quite operational by the time the movie rolls out — but that’s not to say we have to wait until then to see the fruits of our labor.

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We have first evidence of our mission’s success, thanks to the Atom Tickets sales numbers. According to them, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker sold 45% more tickets in its first hour than Avengers: Endgame in its first hour, and as we all know, Endgame — another piece of delusional media propaganda — ended its run with a disappointing $2.79 billion haul.

With this in mind, it looks like Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker is definitely not looking to be one of the most anticipated films of all-time, and considering how dead the comments are whenever anything Star Wars is published online, you fools should have all seen this coming.

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SOURCE: CNBC