– by Joseph Jammer Medina

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is hitting theaters this evening in most places across North America, and with that, you know the folks over at Screen Junkies would be taking advantage of that to release a related Honest Trailer. But which one would it be? Well, given that all other films have been tackled, Jurassic World III is the last remaining bastion of awfulness.

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Of course, you can bet your ass they took full advantage of the infamous moment where Alan Grant dreamed of a raptor calling out his name — I mean, you kind of have to, right? Though even as someone who didn’t like the film upon its release, this trailer only drove home just how much of a crapfest this movie actually was.

One of the main cardinal sins the film commits has to do with its characters. Simply put, they’re DUMB. Granted, it’s understandable that a rich family wouldn’t exactly be the smartest people in these situations, but too often did they resort to stupid actions just for there to be some tension in the damn movie.

All in all, the biggest disappointment for me was the fact that, despite Alan Grant returning for this threequel, it still managed to be a worse film than The Lost World: Jurassic Park.

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SOURCE: Screen Junkies

Joseph Jammer Medina is an author, podcaster, and editor-in-chief of LRM. A graduate of Chapman University's Dodge College of Film and Television, Jammer's always had a craving for stories. From movies, television, and web content to books, anime, and manga, he's always been something of a story junkie.